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The Philippine President is the first Asian head of state to participate in the Worldview series.

The ABS-CBN News channel exclusive interview with President Aquino as he answers questions from the world Internet community Clich here...

A Beautiful Message For You: WITH LOVE, From A Friend

Submitted by Ted
Clich here...

Toning Cinco's obituary

Submitted by Tina M. Cinco

Antonio "Toning" C. Cinco, Sr. passed away peacefully in San Francisco, California, on Monday, October 17, 2011. He was 72 years old. He was surrounded by his wife, children, sisters, brother, in-laws, nieces, and nephews at the time of his passing.

Toning was known as a joker. Even during times when he was not feeling well. he still maintained his sense of humor. Toning was also a survivor who constantly surprised his doctors. He fought long and hard against cancer in order to have more time with his family.

He was born in the Philippines and was the second to the youngest child of Andres and Clara Cinco. Throughout his youth, Toning was an avid basketball player. He continued to play basketball in leagues even as an adult. A sports lover, Toning followed many professional sports throughout the years.

Professionally, he worked as an accountant for many years for the Development Bank of the Philippines. After migrating to San Francisco in 1986 with his wife and three children, Toning continued to work in the accounting field.

After retiring, he and his wife of 41 years enjoyed traveling with friends and family.

Toning is survived by his wife, Sally Munoz Cinco; children, Tina, Nikki, and Tony; son-in-law, Gilbert; grandchildren, AJ and KC; and dogs, Shaft and Chief. He is also survived by six siblings and countless nieces and nephews.

The funeral arrangements are as follows:

Visitation and rosary, Saturday, 10/22/11, 4-9 pm, Newell Chapel, Cypress Lawn, Colma, CA

Visitation and vigil, Sunday, 10/23/11, 4-9 pm, Newell Chapel, Cypress Lawn, Colma, CA

Funeral mass, Monday, 10/24/11, 10 am, St. Thomas Moore Church, San Francisco, CA

Burial to follow at Cypress Lawn Cemetery, Colma, CA

ATTORNEY'S ADVICE - NO CHARGE

Submitted by Bella Japzon

Not A Joke!! Even If you dislike attorneys. You will love them for these tips.

Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company:/

1.Do not signthe back of yourcredit cards. Instead, put 'PHOTO ID REQUIRED.

2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card accounts,DONOTput the completeaccount numberon the 'For' line. Instead, just put thelast four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it.

3. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address.Neverhave yourSS#printed on your checks. (DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary. But if you have It printed, anyone can get it.

4. Place thecontentsof yourwalleton photocopy machine. Do both sides of each license, credit card, etc. You will know what you had in your wallet and all of the account numbers and phone numbers to call and cancel.. Keep the photocopy in a safe place.

I also carry a photocopy of my passport when I travel either here or abroad. We've all heard horror stories about fraud that's committed on us in stealinga Name, address, Social Security number, credit cards..

Unfortunately, I, an attorney, have firsthand knowledge because my wallet was stolen last month. Within a week, the thieves ordered an expensive monthly cell phone package, applied for a VISA credit card, had a credit line approved to buy a Gateway computer, received a PIN number from DMV to change my driving record information online, and more.

But here's some criticalinformation to limit the damagein case this happens to you or someone you know:

5. We have been told we shouldcancelourcredit cardsimmediately. But the key is having the toll free numbers and your card numbers handy so you know whom to call. Keep those where you can find them.

6..Fileapolice reportimmediately in the jurisdiction where your credit cards, etc., were stolen. This proves to credit providers you were diligent, and this is a first step toward an investigation (if there ever is one).

But here's what is perhapsmost important of all: (I never even thought to do this.)

7.Callthe3 national credit reporting organizationsimmediately to place a fraud alert on your name and also call the Social Security fraud line number.. I had never heard of doing that until advised by a bank that called to tell me an application for credit was made over the Internet in my name.

The alert means any company that checks your credit knows your information was stolen, and they have to contact you by phone to authorize new credit..

By the time I was advised to do this, almost two weeks after the theft, all the damage had been done. There are records of all the credit checks initiated by the thieves' purchases, none of which I knew about before placing the alert. Since then, no additional damage has been done, and the thieves threw my wallet away this weekend (someone turned it in). It seems to have stopped them dead in their tracks..

Now, here are the numbers you always need to contact about your wallet, if it has been stolen:
1.) Equifax: 1-800-525-6285 1-800-525-6285
2.) Experian (formerly TRW): 1-888-397-3742 1-888-397-3742
3.) Trans Union : 1-800-680 7289 1-800-680 7289
4.) Social Security Administration (fraud line):
1-800-269-0271 1-800-269-0271

UNIQUE SPACE PHOTOS IN A RIDE THROUGH OUTER SPACE

Submitted by Ted

Experience the wonder of space exploration through this space photos - including narration - by NASA Astronaut Douglas Wheelock. Raise volume up for background music, sit back, and really enjoy.

Clich here...

SOBRANG NAKAKATAWA ITO !

Submitted by Ted

Enjoy reading about the "battle of the genius"
These are questions and actual answers of contest participants!

1) Q: Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?
A: Utong!

2) Q: Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?
A: Umiilaw!

3) Q: Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
A: Humanitarian?

4) Q: Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga.
A: Ninja?

5) Q: Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?
A: Sunog!

6) Q: Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.
A: Willie da pooh!

7) Q: Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?
A: Hindunesia?

8) Q: Anong hayop si King Kong?
A: Pagong!

9) Q: Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.
A: Tae!

10) Q: Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?
A: Canadia!

11) Q: Kumpletuhin - Little Red.....
A: Ribbon!

12) Q: "Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?
A: Buhok?

13) Q: Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.
A: Tinga!

14) Q: Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?
A: Pag balita?

15) Q: Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?
A: Baby oil?

16) Q: Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?
A: Sweetserland?

17) Q: Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?
A: Godzilla?

18) Q: Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?
A: Itlog ng tao!

19) Q: Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?
A: Sadista?

20) Q: Blank is the best policy.
A: Ice tea?

22) Q: Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?
A: Sa likod!

23) Q: Fill in the blanks - "Beauty is in the eye of the ____."
A: Tiger?

24) Q: Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?
A: Saging!

25) Q: Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?
A: Baliw!

26) Q: Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?
A: Kamag-anak!

27) Q: Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?
A: Sa motel?

28) Q: Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?
A: Cold water!

29) Q: Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?
A: Si scooby dooby doo?

30) Q: Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.
A: Operadang bakla?

31) Q: Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?
A: Madami!

32) Q: Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?
A: Abnormal!

MAMA'S BIBLE

Submitted by Bella Japzon

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
and lawyers.

One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the
75th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved
to
 Florida .

The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, “And I had a large theater built in the house."

The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know
she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this
preacher
 who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took
ten
 preachers almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute
$50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama
only
 has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration Mama sent out
her “Thank You” notes.

She wrote: Milton , the house you built is so huge that I live in only one
room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries
delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can
hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and
I’m
 nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a
little
 thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you so much."

Love,
Mama

Laugh naman diyan

Submitted by Loudette

Tatay: Anak, ibili mo nga ako ng softdrink
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Tatay: Coke
Anak: Diet o Regular?
Tatay: regular
Anak: Bote o in can? Tatay: Bote
Anak: 8 oz o litro?

Tatay:Bwiset, tubig na nga lang.
Anak: Mineral o distilled?
Tatay: Mineral.
Anak: Malamig o hindi?

Tatay: Hahampasin na kita ng walis eh!
Anak: Tambo o tingting?

Tatay: Hayop ka!
Anak: Baka o kambing?

LAUGH OUT LOUD (LOL)

Submitted by Loudette

These wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank heavens for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS/MISSPELLINGS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow..
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin..
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"
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Keep the faith.

This explains it best

Submitted by Rading


An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. 

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class ... 
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.... 

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. 

The second test average was a D! No one was happy. 
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. 

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. 

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. 
Could not be any simpler than that.

The Beauty of Mathematics...

Submitted by Ted

This is a superb presentation about numbers, from a very brilliant mind. Clich here...

GOD BLESS AMERICA - As Sung, For The First Time, in Public by KATE SMITH

Submitted by Ted

Here's a rare bit of history you should read before watching the video.

The time was 1940. America was still in a terrible economic depression. Hitler was taking over Europe and Americans were afraid we'd have to go to war. It was a time of hardship and worry for most Americans.

This was the era just before TV, when radio shows were HUGE, and American families sat around their radios in the evenings, listening to their favorite entertainers - and no entertainer of that era was bigger than Kate Smith. Kate was also large in size, and the popular phrase still used today is in deference to her, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings." Kate Smith might not have made it big in the age of TV, but with her voice coming over the radio, she was the biggest star of her time.

Kate was also very patriotic. It hurt her to see Americans so depressed and afraid of what the next day would bring. She had hope for America , and faith in her fellow Americans. She wanted to do something to cheer them up, so she went to the famous American song-writer, Irving Berlin (also wrote "White Christmas") and asked him to write a song that would make Americans feel good again about their country.

When she described what she was looking for, he said he had just the song for her. He went to his files and found a song that he had written, but never published, 22 years before - way back in 1917. He gave it to Kate Smith and she worked on it with her studio orchestra. She and Irving Berlin were not sure how the song would be received by the public, but both agreed they would not take any profits from "God Bless America" - any profits would go to the Boy Scouts of America . Over the years, the Boy Scouts have received millions of dollars in royalties from this song.

This video starts out with Kate Smith coming into the radio studio with the orchestra and an audience. She introduces the new song for the very first time, and starts singing. After the first couple versus, with her voice in the background still singing, scenes are shown from the 1940 movie, "You're In The Army Now." At the 4:20 mark of the video you see a young actor in the movie, sitting in an office, reading a paper - it's Ronald Reagan. Frank Sinatra considered Kate Smith the best singer of her time, and said when he and a million other guys first heard her sing "God Bless America" on the radio, they all pretended to have "dust in their eyes" as they wiped away a tear or two.

To this day, "God Bless America" stirs our patriotic feelings and pride in our country. Back in 1940, When Kate Smith went looking for a song to raise the spirits of her fellow Americans, I doubt she realized just how successful the results would be - for her fellow Americans during those years of hardship and worry, and for many generations of Americans to follow. Now that you know the story of the song, I hope you will enjoy it and treasure it even more. God Bless America!

NOW HERE IS HOW "GOD BLESS AMERICA " SHOULD BE SUNG ! Clich here...

World's Fastest Coconut Husker (USING HIS TEETH !) at the German Festival is from Bohol ,Philippines

Submitted by Ted

Felipe Tacogdoy from Bohol, Philippines, is the World's Fastest Coconut Husker, while using his teeth, shown at the German Festival with a cutie Filipina interpreter.

World's Fastest Coconut Husker (USING HIS TEETH !) at the German Festival is from Bohol ,Philippines He started husking coconuts with his teeth at the age of 12.... Now over 400 hundred coconuts later he has a perfect set of teeth...no cavities!

Watch the reaction of the audience. Just Awesome !. . . .Clich here...

Balut

Submitted by Rading

Clich here...

ATM pin info...IMPORTANT

Submittef by Bella Japzon

ATM PIN #

THE RECENT TRAGEDY OF A YOUNG WOMAN BEING KIDNAPPED AND EVENTUALLY KILLED; AFTER SHE HAD REPEATEDLY GIVEN THE KIDNAPPER A WRONG PIN TO HER ATM CARD. IF SHE KNEW THE METHOD BELOW, SHE COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED. SO I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO LET YOU KNOW.

IF YOU SHOULD EVER BE FORCED BY A ROBBER TO WITHDRAW MONEY FROM AN ATM MACHINE, YOU CAN NOTIFY THE POLICE BY ENTERING YOUR PIN # IN REVERSE.

FOR EXAMPLE IF YOUR PIN NUMBER IS 1234 THEN YOU WOULD PUT IN 4321.

THE ATM RECOGNIZES THAT YOUR PIN NUMBER IS BACKWARDS FROM THE ATM CARD YOU PLACED IN THE MACHINE. THE MACHINE WILL STILL GIVE YOU THE MONEY YOU REQUESTED, BUT UNKNOWN TO THE ROBBER, THE POLICE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DISPATCHED TO HELP YOU.

THIS INFORMATION WAS RECENTLY BROADCAST ON FOX TV AND IT STATES THAT IT IS SELDOM USED BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IT EXISTS.

PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD CHAIN LETTERS - Religious or Otherwise...

Submitted by Ted

ABOUT CHAIN LETTERS:

Hi, I'm Fr. Bob McConaghy of Greenbelt chapel (Philippines).

I just want to make the point that the Catholic Church is opposed to spiritual chain letters, especially those that are rooted in the 'gospel of prosperity' or God wants to make you rich and will do so if you forward such emails to 7, 12, 15 or as many names you have in your address book. It's idolatrous baloney. It claims legitimate devotion to Jesus, Mary, and or saints and frightens people to believe that if they don't send the letters something bad will happen to them. I beg you please not to spread these messages anymore. I've heard enough confessions in my 32 years to know how these letters fool and frighten people and give them a false image of Our Lady, not to mention that it encourages idolatry and a magical approach to religion. I am sure you were not aware of this and mean no ill will. There is no sin here on your part, you want good things for people and that is noble.

In all humility I would ask you to forward this note to others

In Christ,

Fr. Bob McConaghy

THE MESSAGE ABOVE is not meant specifically for you. It is meant FOR THOSE WHO SEND CHAIN LETTERS, Religious or Otherwise. And if ever you receive one, PLEASE ANSWER THEM with this EMAIL.

A TOUCHING VIDEO STORY - on "Wimp.com

Submitted by Ted

Watch this performance and appreciate things that we take for granted. Very touching.......... Click here...

BEWARE of INTERNET POSTING: Of Pictures Taken With Cell or Smart Phones

Submitted by Ted

PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO WATCH THIS VIDEO, AND TAKE THE RECOMMENDED PRECAUTIONS.

If you have children or grandchildren you NEED to watch this.

I had no idea this could happen from taking pictures on the blackberry or cell phone. It's scary. Click here...

BREAKING NEWS: Miss Philippines Shamcey Supsup, 2011 Miss Universe 3rd Runner-Up

Submitted by Ted

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Miss Philippines 2011, Shamcey Supsup, who recently won 3rd Runner-Up in the 2011 Miss Universe Contest 3 nights ago, refused to marry the son of former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto of Pakistan. It's not because of religious beliefs, she explained. She just that doesn't want to be called Shamcey Supsup-Bhutto

The Boys at Fred...


Clich here...

JUST RELEASED: NEVER SEEN, ASTONISHING PHOTOS of 9/11 ATTACK on GROUND ZERO

Submitted by Ted
Clich here...

SAMAR TIME... and the Music is Easy

The Philippine Center, Kalayaan Hall
550 Fifth Avenue, New York
August 24, 2011


Clich here...

BEWARE of INTERNET POSTING: Of Pictures Taken With Cell or Smart Phones

Submitted by Ted

BEWARE EVERYONE. This will make you think twice before sending pictures or posting them on Facebook.

IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ: Pictures from Cell and Smart phones - Scary Stuff !

Would not have believed this, but it is from a TV news story.

Please review (& pass on) as important to know & share! NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO POST A PIC ON FACEBOOK HERE IS SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. Scary stuff!! Watch the video. PLEASE PASS THIS INFO TO ANYONE YOU KNOW WHO TAKES PICTURES WITH THEIR CELL OR SMART PHONE AND POSTS THEM ON LINE.

I want everyone of you to watch this and then be sure to share with all your family and friends. It's REALLY important info, about what your posting things on your cell phones can do TO YOU!!! Too much technology out there these days so beware...........

PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO WATCH THIS VIDEO, AND TAKE THE RECOMMENDED PRECAUTIONS.

If you have children or grandchildren you NEED to watch this. I had no idea this could happen from taking pictures on the blackberry or cell phone. It's scary.

Click here...

USEFUL CELLPHONE INFO - Print this & Keep in Your Car & Wallet

Submitted by Ted

For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed and kept in your car, purse, and wallet. Good information to have with you.)

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.

Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST (Emergency)

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an Emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND (Hidden Battery Power)

Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#. Your cell phone will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell phone next time.

THIRD (How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone? )

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following Digits on your phone: *#06# .
A 15-digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.

If your phone is stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

And Finally....

FOURTH (Free Directory Service for Cells)

Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411 information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not carry a telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation even more of a problem. When you need to use the 411 information option, simply dial: (800) FREE411 or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any charge at all. Program this into your cell phone now. This is sponsored by McDonalds.

A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL
STATE OF MICHIGAN :

Submitted by Ted

SITUATION...

While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.

For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Canton PD and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check....

"There are several things to be aware of ... gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.

"There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it....waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.

"Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.

DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-1-1 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON 'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.

"IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.

THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.

THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."

Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe.

Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM.

WARNING # 2

Some knew about the red light on cars, but not the 112.

It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind herand put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road,but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes. I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature, but especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it's your turn to let your friends know about112.

This applies to ALL 50 states PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE....

The Perfect Husband

Submitted by Ted

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me . Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?”

Katbaloganon Fiesta August 5-6, 2011

Timmy Bolastig- President
Michelle Gayo (nee Lomuntad) Hermana Mayor


Clich here...

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